

Another Lannister army is on the west coast, just north of the Reach. The Mountain is leading troops at the Twins. Lord Tywin is sailing an army around Claw Cape he wants to become exalted among men.

His brother Stannis is hiding on Dragonstone with his family. He wants to have a son, as does his lovely wife Margaery, and she’s been waiting out her pregnancy at Storm’s End basically since the Storm’s End siege was lifted we’ve got a 50/50 chance of getting the heir business sorted out soon.

I was pretty sure she was somewhere around Qarth at this point, leading to the natural question of “You and whose army?” Oh, and possibly because of the starting date, the Riverlands didn’t become part of the Kingdom in the North.Īnyways, the point when I decided to make this an AAR was when, early in the seventh moon of the 299th year after Aegon’s Conquest, I saw that Daenerys was attacking the Seven Kingdoms early. Not much happened, just a couple battles and Brienne of Tarth starting to siege Rainwood but being interrupted by the end of the war. Things of note that happened early on: Sansa got executed almost immediately, because I guess the Hound took off the day he was supposed to tell her not to piss off the Joff Tywin caught the Brothers Without Banners, but Beric killed I think Ser Blunt in trial-by-combat and was released and I beat my big brother at war. And for those who care, the other three people plotting with me are Varys, Littlefinger, and someone named Eustace Brune.) I then forgot about it until someone discovered my plot.

From HBO's new hit sitcom, Everybody Hates Joff(Which, by the way, was a decision made when I assumed the shadow would be there sooner or later and wanted to remove non-dynastic heirs ASAP.
